Except it’s happening in real life.
Check out Sarah Iannarone, a candidate for mayor of Portland, Oregon, and her 2016 ballot:
Let me make that bigger for you:
And anyway, here’s this headline that totally won’t make you die inside or anything, courtesy of OregonLive:
*Edit: and here’s a skirt she apparently actually has no problem owning and wearing:
This is what we’re up against. Everyone who used to say the snowflakes will have to face reality one day, was wrong. They’re going to be the ones ruling over us.